Greetings all..

Just thought I would remember my manners and post a brief introduction.

Name is Trish... Ms.Trish... Tho I also get referred to as " The Jewelry Lady, The one with the big hands, The REALLY tall femme over there, Wide Load... " and I've been called a host of things in bed.. do those count? (smile)

I'm tall at 6'1, bi-racial, have recently stopped ( as my sistas at mich fest say ) "trying to assimilate" by chemically relaxing my hair. So it is currently a curly freaking beast. ( see pics for beast confirmation..lol ) I'll be 42 years old in two weeks.. have green eyes.. and am Femme Top Identified.. ( interpret that in all the necessary lewd ways.. )

What are my Deal Breakers?

People who do not understand the word "EXCESSIVE"
Drunk Dykes = NOT attractive
Excessive / Habitual Drug Use = NOT attractive
Poor Body Hygiene = EXTREMELY unattractive
Excessive smoking = NOT attractive

Violence (Physical or Verbal) is not only UNattractive, but can be hazardous to your health. Cuz if you put your hands on Me... it will take the Grace of the Goddess to save your sorry f*cking ass.

A curvy BBW who spends more time in dresses & heels than pants. Do not be fooled.. have strap on and know how to use it. I guess those that know me would say I'm a D/s Dominant..who really likes a service oriented bottom/submissive. Not really into brats, spoiled girls, SAMs or EXTREMELY heavy masochists. I like a sub/bottom whose basic nature is to be pleasing..and to be of service. IN and out of bed.. My basic belief is that is if there is an opening.. I should have something in it.. (smile) OK was that TMI ? lol

Note to self... " Not everyone needs to know you are a penetration whore". <Grin>

IM attracted to Bois, and butch bottoms most strongly. Though those that are more androg have set my heart a flutter too. I'm a lesbian.. so by definition, Im seeking a female.

I live by the beach just south of SF in california... land of the freaks, perverts and queers. But its ok.. I'm an admitted pervert, and lesbian. And those that have known me intimately might even call me a freak.. ( wink )

Why am I here? I guess I'm here becuz I think trying new things is good. Maybe I'll meet some like minded people and we'll become good friends. Maybe I'll meet that bottom/boi that complements all my kinky perversions just right. Either way.. I intend to enjoy myself along the way.

Pet Peeves: Pet peeves.

Bad body hygiene.. I mean if I can smell you, why can't you smell yourself. sheesh..
Fruit of the loom briefs on bois.. I mean come on.. they arent cute..LOL Now boxer briefs in colors ARE cute. They hug cute asses and give the illusion of ass to those with none.. (smile)
Farting.. no matter how much I love you. I don't wanna smell your farts, or for that matter, that foul stench in the bathroom when you are done. OPEN a window and spray some air freshner!


I'm a big grrl... always have been, tho trying to be a bit smaller these days.. it's a work in progress. Putting my 7x ass into airline seats was getting to be an issue.

Getting my current 3/4x ass into airline seats is still an issue... WTF is up with the seats?

Net nerd for a living.. I own and run a dozen lifestyle ( queer & kinky ) websites. My baby is PureTNT (www.puretnt.com/) which has 250+ styles of Kinky jewelry.

I have 3 fur kids ( ferrets ) and prolly need to attend some kinda 12 step program to get my ebay shopping under control.. lol

Don't be shy.. say hello... I like to think Im easy to talk to..

Trish ( owner www.puretnt.com/)
250+ styles of BDSM Jewelry
www.bdsmyellowpages.com/
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